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Apr. 1st, 2021 11:21 pm1) Are you prepared to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth?
Why not? Translation: Y-E-S!
2) If you were a character in a movie or a television show, what genre would you live in?
Definitely comedy. I love sitcoms, okay, don't blame me, I used to binge-watch TBBT.
3) If you had the power to completely eradicate one disease, which would you choose to abolish?
The coronavirus. It's pretty self-explanatory:
a) Some countries just suck at dealing with it, and there's absolutely no reason for thousands and thousands of people to die but here we are!
b) Protests would've been more effective/stronger because more people would actually join. LGBT+ protests, for example; I would've already smacked a homophobe with a Sticky Slappy Hand. >:P
4) If you lived in a medieval village, what would your job be?
A librarian, is that even a question?
5) Does anybody beside yourself know your deepest, juciest secret? Do you ever intend to tell anyone, like, at all?
It's tab N to slot O. And not really, since nobody even knows my surface-level secrets. Maybe if people lived an additional one-hundred years! LOLOLOL! :D!
6) What's the craziest thing you've ever done?
Craziest, craziest, craaaaziest. I don't really remember, but I've done pretty crazy things in the past like getting inside a car and playing with the pedals. FYI, I crashed into a basketball court on the same day, so it's not so recommended, boys and gals!
7) What small things annoy you to an irrational degree?
Babies crying. Noises. White lies. People speaking over me during group works. Blushed smiling emoji. Blushed smiling hug emoji. Wet socks? XD
8) There's an old, old man who lives deep in the forest. He's immortal, and was born in the year 0 or something. You may ask him one question. What do you ask?
Are you okay?
9) How are you? No, really. How are you? Not "Fine," nor, "Good, thanks, and you?" How are you, really? Now, today, at this moment?
I feel like a sulky cat on a hot tin roof. It's really weird, like dipping headfirst into a whirlpool of anxious, weird emotions that tastes like bile. It's choking me. It's really nothing out of the blue, though, but I guess it never stops. I can keep it at bay for several days but it comes back with its fucking minions or whatever.
But so far I'm still doing A-OK, so. :D
10) If you could enhance one of your senses twofold (e.g. your smelling ability would be twice as good as it is now), which would you choose to enhance?
My sight, DUH! It literally drives me NUTZ. I wish my eyes were more decent.
11) Would you rather get stuck on an island with your ex or a python?
I don't have an ex LOL! So if I picked "ex" does that mean I'd have the island to myself?
12) Have you ever walked on the beach at night?
Yep, lots of times actually.
13) Think of a song and write down the first song that comes to mind. What is it?
The Chain by Ingrid Michaelson.
14) Is there something you want to tell someone, but haven't/can't? Why not, and how do you think they'd react if you told them?
Who asks that?
15) Have you ever had a recurring dream or nightmare? What is it?
Yes. It's a juicy secret now. :P
16) Has your gut feeling or first impression about something ever been wrong?
I guess not? My gut feelings have always been right, you guys, but I guess anytime it can be proven otherwise if some of my private thoughts were answered/refuted.
17) Have you ever cried in public? Where?
Yep, at school.
18) How does your hair look?
Really hot.
19) Do you think making out is slutty?
In PUBLIC, obviously!
20) Do you want a tattoo?
Yes! :D
21) If you were allowed to dye your hair, what color would you pick?
I'm torn between three colours: red, purple, or cyan. :(
22) Would you ever try being a vegetarian?
Sure! ;P
23) If you were given $1 million but could only listen to the kidz bop version of the songs, would you take the money?
What's the opposite of yes?
24) What weapon would you use in a zombie apocalypse?
A FOREARM SWORD!
25) If you were given the chance to pick one superpower, what would it be and why?
Telekinesis, man, that's basically flight, super strength, and inhuman speed in one box!
26) Which sundae makes your dae?
YO! Everything! I'm not choosy when it comes to sundae!
27) What do you dislike the most? It could be anything (e.g. something that makes you cringe/make a face/make your insides crawl).
Liars.
28) Favourite color?
Purple!
29) What's your favorite word?
I have lots: kerfuffle, shenanigans, knavery, cornobble, callipygian, yadda yadda++ :OOO
30) If you could ask your future self one thing, what would it be?
Is everything okay now?
